New invention idea: vibrating tampons
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I am naked and annoyed.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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