rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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