Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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