just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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