physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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