i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
what is it with giant penises always finding me
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
