I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
This baby is an asshole
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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