jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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