Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
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You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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