spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Quick, to the slutcave!
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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