What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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