this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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