I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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