Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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