is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
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He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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