with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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