what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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