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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?

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  Cause it just destroys penises

  (586): View more from Michigan

  Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.

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  What?

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  A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing

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• (562): View more from California

  Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!

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