I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old