Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!