I won't be sarcastic... just naked
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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