Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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