i would punch a child for taco bell
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
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There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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