Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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