i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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