Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
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