Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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