oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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