i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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