every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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