Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He better not be in your backpack
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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