her vagine was all disorganized.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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