He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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