her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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