Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Can you bring me the toilet please
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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