We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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