His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
