K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I forgot how hot balto sounded
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
How does it feel to date your dad?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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