I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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