whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
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she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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