i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
i drank out of a bidet.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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