Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
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I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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