he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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