No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Randomize
