who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Randomize
