He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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