I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
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Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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