The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
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If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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