Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I would ride that face into the sunset
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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