i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
