Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we're making bets on your personal life
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Two words: nipple clamps
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