She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
