so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
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why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"