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my lips still taste like vagina

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so you liked breakfast?

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ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead

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(740): my lips still taste like vagina (1-740): so you liked breakfast? (740): ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead http://tfl.nu/odt6

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Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.

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(919): Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman. http://tfl.nu/6efe

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Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....

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We've got ourselves a situation

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(614): Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and.... (614): We've got ourselves a situation http://tfl.nu/efwe

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(615): View more from Tennessee

You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.

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(615): You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove. http://tfl.nu/nj9j

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Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.

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(940): Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever. http://tfl.nu/989r

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?

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(978): Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick? http://tfl.nu/mjo7

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(914): View more from New York

Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS

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(914): Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS http://tfl.nu/w0yg

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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.

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(425): Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us. http://tfl.nu/n2iw

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(203): View more from Connecticut

you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class

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why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.

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(203): you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class (1-203): why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday. http://tfl.nu/0z2t

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You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.

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(770): You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month. http://tfl.nu/j1wm

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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.

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(412): There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever. http://tfl.nu/yvee

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Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.

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(218): Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county. http://tfl.nu/h5dk

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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.

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(203): a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away. http://tfl.nu/13eg

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There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home

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(910): There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home http://tfl.nu/98yp

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Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!

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(630): Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law! http://tfl.nu/y27z

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