do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I AM VODKA MAN
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...