Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?