What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!