I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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