i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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