I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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