Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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