Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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