my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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