Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
pop tarts are not kleenex
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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