So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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