Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
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are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
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