Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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