woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
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I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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